Finally , we discover Britains are committed europeans after all

Honestly, its all a plot.

We just discovered this footage of someone who look suspiciously like the leader on the UK Independence Party, talking about European health and safety in the workplace, and BEHOLD IT MUST BE TRUE:

Clearly a committed European, Nigel FROMAGE received thunderous applause after extolling the virtues of EU directives on smoking and drinking in the workplace.

Mr Fromage, Britain, and Europe, are proud of you

Little known by the general public, British delegates have been trying for years to get the hang of signing up to legislation without actually believing a word of it, or having any intention of enforcing it, but on this momentous day, they "came out of the closet" as it were, and proved they had finally got the hang of how to legislate like true europeans...

Mangler Perkle led the plaudits, while clipping a Romeo y Julieta, "We hoped for this day for some time, it has been a long apprenticeship...  Now it has come we all must drink a toast!"


Well done, Mr Fromage, that's what I say.  Now perhaps we can all cut the crap about the EU and just get on with pretending everyone is a happy family.